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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.20 13:59:00 -
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Ladies and gentlescum,
I am beginning preliminary preparations for the next Hulkageddon party to take place in the very near future!
I'm still working out the details at the moment, but I can tell you this much: there will be a 3B isk prize!! generously donated by our dear friend Garmon/El'tar for the corp that does the best this time around!
Now, I know there are people that benefit massively from these events because they happen to sell the hulks in question for example, so in order to make everything even more festive and entertaining, I am looking for additional prizes that we can hand out to participants!
If you'd like to contribute a prize (a ship for example) please send me an ingame mail!
I will also be setting up a jackpot character where people can send isk donations of whatever size tomorrow (when i have a free slot), this jackpot will be given to a random participant at the end of the event.
Further information: -Hulkageddon II will be a week-long event this time -Special killboard will of course be provided -Only exhumers count this time, so no retrievers! -Tentative date will be the second week of january
So, get to EFTing your massive alpha tempests, arty thrashers and catalysts! And if you want to help make this event as fun as possible, contribute a prize, no matter how small!
Love,
Helicity
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.20 20:03:00 -
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Still looking for some more substantial 2nd and 3rd place prizes!
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.20 23:47:00 -
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Originally by: Llyan
Originally by: Helicity Boson -Only exhumers count this time, so no retrievers!
I'll put up 50 million for a "Worst reading comprehension" prize for the most Retrievers killed.
Haha you're on!
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.21 06:32:00 -
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wow, nice response guys! Lots of evemails too!
I'm gonna go get my morning PVP on and then update the hulkageddon page and the prize list on here and hassle prize givers to contract me the prizes so there is no funny business.
Ive also created a character (Hulkageddon Jackpot) for the jackpot! If you want to add to the jackpot we will randomly give out to a participant, please send some isk directly to that character!
I think we have enough special achievement prizes now, please add new prizes to an existing achievement or 1st, 2nd or 3rd place!
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.21 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: oodin BLASHPHEMY!!!!! its not hulkageddon,its HULKAMANIA!! and its done to honor the greatest actor that has ever lived,terry "hulk" hogan.
yes, my attorneys advised me to name it hulkageddon the first time to prevent confusion and copyright infringement.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.21 17:57:00 -
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Thank you everyone for all the wonderful prizes and achievements!
I'd really like to have some more stuff for 2nd and 3rd place winners as those are kinda... meh right now.
Also I am pleased to announce you can now donate isk to the character: Hulkageddon Jackpot to add to the random jackpot prize!
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.23 07:01:00 -
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Rest assured that I'm not cashing in and all the prizes will be awarded to winners as planned. :)
I have much better ways to make mad profits than to ruin a fun event i am putting a ****ton of effort into.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.23 12:49:00 -
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Please *NO MORE NEW ACHIEVEMENTS* there's a metric f-ton of em on here and more in my evemail box. but please *DO* contribute more prizes for 2nd and 3rd place (or deposit some iskies on the character "hulkageddon jackpot" to add to the jackpot prize!)
P.S. Jackpot is currently at 80 million isk \o/
Still working on new version of the page and graphics and compiled prizelist etc. Hard work, please stand by while I try not to cry at the amount of **** i need to sort through!
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.24 08:50:00 -
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Edited by: Helicity Boson on 24/12/2009 08:51:52 Edited by: Helicity Boson on 24/12/2009 08:51:30 i dont really care if they are WT or not to be honest. as long as they die
edit: I'm working on the site and prizelist today. if you're bored, here's the new header: Awesomesauce Header
also, send isk to hulkageddon jackpot for the jackpot please \o/
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.24 12:54:00 -
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Ok, OP updated, website is live and prize list is updated!
love,
Helicity
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.24 14:30:00 -
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Originally by: Andrea Griffin Helicity, please add "My Stuff" to the T.E.A.R.S. achievement, since it is the same thing. Someone out there wants my stuff, I just know it!
nah you get to pick your own favorite :)
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.25 09:46:00 -
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Merry christmas to all of you, my little terrorist minions \o/
And indeed, if someone ELSE wants to photoshop achievement thingies, by all means go ahead.
I got plenty on my plate and I already did the logo xD
be back in a few days, KEEP THE FIRE BURNING HOLY WARRIORS!
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.26 06:32:00 -
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hah~! let them try! the website has had over 2400 visits since I posted the link XD
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.27 23:33:00 -
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I think I should give you all a fair warning, if you participate in hulkageddon a pair of flaky nuns will equate you to a certain austrian gentleman that was MEAN in the 1930-40s.
See hulkageddon page for details.
I am not responsible if you go to hell for this!

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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.27 23:45:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Helicity Boson is my alt thank you for the eleventy trillion isk donation so far. I must point out my awesome social engineering skills whilst crooning you with dodgy covers of popular songs. Please let me scam some more. 
Or... gosh, excellent donations so far... I hope this leads to over 7b of damage to the Roid raepers dark underbelly of asteroidonomical ore cruelty.
Oh btw spank, make sure you have sec status buffer, cos you're joining my team.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.28 18:52:00 -
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---Updates----
shigsy added a lottery to hulkageddon, for more info go here
Entity just gave me the cynabal for his own achievement:
There Can be only one! Most hulk kills using only hulks.
And finally, a kind soul just bumped the random jackpot up to 1.2 BILLION ISK (remember, any participant can win this one!)
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.28 20:39:00 -
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THIS JUST IN
Timaios has kindly donated the following:
1 BILLION ISK for 2nd place 500 MILLION ISK for 3rd place
this in addition to the goodies already there :)
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.28 20:51:00 -
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Originally by: Imagonnawhupya If even half of the people promising to donate prizes end up lying or scamming, then the irony will be delicious. 
Except that I am holding on to the prizes. So unless I turn out to be a total douche myself, that ain't gonna happen.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.28 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: El'Tar Actually there isn't that much isk involved in this, not enough to justify the time and effort needed to make this event work atleast, and if he does steal it then he'll be considered more of a petty small timer thief rather than a "real" scammer
That, and I happen to enjoy running events! Which would become impossible forever after :(
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.29 15:31:00 -
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Originally by: fmercury Alright, I've figured it out - I'll contribute an armageddon (fit with smartbombs, naturally) and 17 million isk to the "disco stu" achievement.
nice! thanks man!
contract it to me and I will add it to the update tomorrow
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.29 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: Imagonnawhupya
Who knew that this would become a public service. CCP should toss in a prize or two. 
Yes. Free tickets to fanfest for myself + 1 would be great CCP.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.30 10:34:00 -
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Originally by: DeMichael Crimson Hahaha, ROFLMAO, How many winners will there be, 3, 4, maybe a half a dozen max? Meanwhile the rest of you will not only lose isk, but will also lose sec status real quick which will pretty much put you out of the competition. Don't know if anyone has thought of this but you'll just end up with a bunch of miners in 1.0 sec systems mining away while the majority of you won't even be able to enter those systems, lol, what a laugh. Good luck with this competition which is really bent, broken and twisted.
I'm not a miner at all so don't even start with the flames. 'The Jerk Cartel' or whatever is the name of the corp sure seems to be getting a lot of isk, ships, mods, etc, from this "Hulkageddon", hope it's legit for all those that have donated and intend on being involved with this competition.
I'll just be running FRAPs while cloaked in my Rapier and laugh at all the mayhem.
Are you mad because you think you can't win any prizes? There's a damned load of special achievement prizes for smaller outfits to win who might not stand a chance at winning the main prize you know?
And tbh it's -about- the mayhem and having fun, the prizes are just a nice little bonus to give out to people.
I don't think you "get" hulkageddon.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.30 11:05:00 -
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Originally by: Yalalala Thinking of getting in on this. Is there anything more to competing besides posting mails on the official killboard?
Most of the special achievements will just be pulled off the killboard yes. There are a few (best video, best hatemail etc) the require other things of course. All the details are on the hulkageddon prize page:
http://hulkageddon.wordpress.com/hulkageddon-ii-prizes/
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.30 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Jones Bones For Final the Hulkageddon campaign pays for itself. We own BPOs for all the T1 components and dessies. Between the hulk salvage and loot, we normally come out on top. Plus all of the dessies are corp insured so woot woot!
Not to mention you cant really put a pricetag on having fun with your mates :)
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.30 21:48:00 -
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Originally by: Yalalala
Originally by: Helicity Boson
Originally by: Yalalala Thinking of getting in on this. Is there anything more to competing besides posting mails on the official killboard?
Most of the special achievements will just be pulled off the killboard yes. There are a few (best video, best hatemail etc) the require other things of course. All the details are on the hulkageddon prize page:
http://hulkageddon.wordpress.com/hulkageddon-ii-prizes/
"Any case of any doubt we might ask for an API key"--what kind of key would be required if it came up? The individual pilot's would be easy enough but probably not more than that (aka a director's).
it's very simple, if we suspect shenanigans, people can provide an API key to us (or a reliable third party we can agree on) to verify the kills, this to prevent shenanigans (tm)
Though I doubt this will be required.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.31 07:20:00 -
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Originally by: Chrysta Phine Just a side question, and I don't know if it's been mentioned in this thread already: Since you are organizing this event and it has now become huge with over 8bil in prizes, will the Jerk Cartel be eligible for the prizes as well, or is that a conflict of interest?
I don't see why not really, if they go and complete an achievement or whatever they can have their prize as far as I'm concerned, though obviously I'm excluding myself from any winnings and I'll probably get chribba to pull a number out a hat for the random jackpot.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.31 07:38:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Helicity Boson
Originally by: Chrysta Phine Just a side question, and I don't know if it's been mentioned in this thread already: Since you are organizing this event and it has now become huge with over 8bil in prizes, will the Jerk Cartel be eligible for the prizes as well, or is that a conflict of interest?
I don't see why not really, if they go and complete an achievement or whatever they can have their prize as far as I'm concerned, though obviously I'm excluding myself from any winnings and I'll probably get chribba to pull a number out a hat for the random jackpot.
You're supposed to rig it so I win the jackpot
Tough cookies! EARN IT!
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.06 11:50:00 -
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Originally by: Robert Caldera I'd like to offer: 50m for the your ore is my ore achievement: who kills a hulk with the most valuable ore volume in cargo.
I really can't take any more achievements I'm afraid, it will take us hours to find the winners for all the current ones already :(
But you can add it to the hulkageddon jackpot in game if you like!
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